Hello out there! Let me introduce myself. My name is Cow. I am a salesman of pickle juice lemonade. Yes, you heard me correctly. Pickle juice lemonade. Sorry, I can't share the recipe--it's top secret.Today I thought would be a good day to sell my pickle juice lemonade. Who wants coffee when they can drink pickle juice? So I dragged a shoebox out front to set up my pickle juice stand. And I put up a sign: Pickle Juice Lemonade--2 cents. Then I added: And pickle juice snowcones. I started rolling the snow into balls and pouring the juice right on them.
Unfortunately, about two minutes after my grand opening, the snow I was standing on began to melt, and I sank right in. I was in quite a pickle! But I am one smart cow. I looked around at my supplies. I stacked my paper cups in a pyramid: three on the bottom, then two, then one on the top. I climbed up the cups and out of the snow. But that made me really thirsty. Luckily, I had a whole stand of pickle juice. When I looked down, I had drunk all the pickle juice lemonade! It wasn't the best sales day.
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